Teacher: How old you were on your last birthday?
Savio: Seven.
Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?
Savio: Nine.
Teacher: That is impossible Savio!
Savio: No madam, it is possible, because today is my birthday!
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Teacher: Where is your home work?
Pupil: I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
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What is the difference between mechanical engineer and civil engineer? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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What is wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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