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How often I’ve noticed that God’s solutions are sometimes the simplest, so simple maybe that you can slap yourself for not thinking of it. I’m sure you’ve heard of the story of the spider’s web, if not here it is, and if you have, let it renew your faith in a God of solutions:
During World More….

Teacher: How old you were on your last birthday?
Savio: Seven.
Teacher: How old will you be on your next birthday?
Savio: Nine.
Teacher: That is impossible Savio!
Savio: No madam, it is possible, because today is my birthday!
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Teacher: Where is your home work?
Pupil: I lost it fighting the kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
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What is the difference between mechanical engineer and civil engineer? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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What is wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and nobody else thinks they’re jokes.
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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How do sales people traditionally greet each other? “Hi. Nice More….

Husband to friend: The only ones who listen to both sides of our arguments are our neibhours.
Wife to friend about TV-fixation husband: The only thing he is ever trained for is retirement.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t
Husband to friend about wife: She thinks a credit More….

..It’s now established. Pretty women make men nervous..’ Times of India, Sept 5th
“Ha, ha, ha,” I laughed as I read this absolutely hilarious article in the papers, “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”
“What’s so funny dear?” asked the wife from the kitchen.
“Nnn..nnnothing!” I whispered suddenly.
“You were laughing about something?”
“Whh..hat abbbout?”
“I don’t know, I heard your More….